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He wanders around in his robe, ignores unnecessary obligations, and occasionally spends an entire Tuesday doing absolutely nothing worth documenting. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStrangely, he seems happier. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe that's the part of the legend we've been getting wrong. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe even extraordinary creatures deserve to be ordinary sometimes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAround here, they just call him \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrdinary Cryptid\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days you're a mysterious creature of untold potential. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOther days you're standing around in a bathrobe wondering if making another cup of coffee counts as a plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrdinary Cryptid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a wonderfully off-duty Bigfoot clutching his morning mug and looking thoroughly uninterested in living up to his reputation. Drawn in bold black ink with the character of an old printed illustration, the artwork turns one of folklore's most elusive creatures into something unexpectedly familiar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's funny because he's Bigfoot. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's relatable because, occasionally, we're all Bigfoot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor introverts, homebodies, coffee drinkers, quiet weirdos, tired humans, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who knows you don't have to be extraordinary every day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. 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