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Something from 2019 he'd apparently just remembered. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt some point, seeds became involved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe ordered another coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpill Guts\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt usually starts with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I'm fine.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen comes the pause.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd suddenly you're hearing about work, someone's mother, the neighbor, Kevin, something that happened six years ago—and apparently we're going all the way back to childhood now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpill Guts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e takes that wonderfully human moment when \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea little venting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e becomes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe complete unabridged history\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and gives it the only illustration it really deserves: a jack-o'-lantern spectacularly emptying its entire contents onto the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePumpkin strings. Seeds. Secrets. The works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe familiar phrase gets a gloriously literal visual punchline, while the expressive black-ink illustration gives it a strange old-print character that feels equally at home with Halloween lovers and people who simply appreciate weird, clever artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause underneath the pumpkin mess is something surprisingly recognizable: sometimes you've been holding it together for so long that one perfectly innocent question is all it takes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor chronic oversharers, trusted confidants, best friends, enthusiastic venters, people who always get the whole story, Halloween obsessives, pumpkin people, spooky-season loyalists—and anyone who has ever said \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Long story short”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e without the slightest intention of making it short.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo words. 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