Ordinary Cryptid - Bigfoot in Bathrobe - Unisex Hoodie
“Even legends have days they don't feel legendary.”
People spent years searching for him. They checked footprints. Set up cameras. Camped beside suspicious-looking trees. All the while, Bigfoot had discovered something far more interesting than being mysterious: mornings with nowhere to be.
These days, he rarely bothers with all the legendary stuff before coffee. He wanders around in his robe, ignores unnecessary obligations, and occasionally spends an entire Tuesday doing absolutely nothing worth documenting. Strangely, he seems happier. Maybe that's the part of the legend we've been getting wrong. Maybe even extraordinary creatures deserve to be ordinary sometimes.
Around here, they just call him Ordinary Cryptid.
Some days you're a mysterious creature of untold potential. Other days you're standing around in a bathrobe wondering if making another cup of coffee counts as a plan.
Ordinary Cryptid features a wonderfully off-duty Bigfoot clutching his morning mug and looking thoroughly uninterested in living up to his reputation. Drawn in bold black ink with the character of an old printed illustration, the artwork turns one of folklore's most elusive creatures into something unexpectedly familiar.
It's funny because he's Bigfoot. It's relatable because, occasionally, we're all Bigfoot.
For introverts, homebodies, coffee drinkers, quiet weirdos, tired humans, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who knows you don't have to be extraordinary every day.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |