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  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a sweatshirt.

Spill Guts - A Pumpkin Confession - Unisex Sweatshirt

$52.00
$52.00
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“All she asked was, ‘How have you been?’”

She hadn't seen him in a while. So she asked the perfectly ordinary question: “How have you been?”

He said, “Fine.” There was a pause. Then came work. His mother. The neighbor. The thing with Kevin. Something from 2019 he'd apparently just remembered. At some point, seeds became involved.

She ordered another coffee.

Spill Guts.

It usually starts with “I'm fine.”

Then comes the pause.

And suddenly you're hearing about work, someone's mother, the neighbor, Kevin, something that happened six years ago—and apparently we're going all the way back to childhood now.

Spill Guts takes that wonderfully human moment when a little venting becomes the complete unabridged history and gives it the only illustration it really deserves: a jack-o'-lantern spectacularly emptying its entire contents onto the floor.

Pumpkin strings. Seeds. Secrets. The works.

The familiar phrase gets a gloriously literal visual punchline, while the expressive black-ink illustration gives it a strange old-print character that feels equally at home with Halloween lovers and people who simply appreciate weird, clever artwork.

Because underneath the pumpkin mess is something surprisingly recognizable: sometimes you've been holding it together for so long that one perfectly innocent question is all it takes.

For chronic oversharers, trusted confidants, best friends, enthusiastic venters, people who always get the whole story, Halloween obsessives, pumpkin people, spooky-season loyalists—and anyone who has ever said “Long story short” without the slightest intention of making it short.

Two words. No secrets.

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24