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  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a unisex t-shirt.

Spill Guts - A Pumpkin Confession - Unisex T-shirt

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“All she asked was, ‘How have you been?’”

She hadn't seen him in a while. So she asked the perfectly ordinary question: “How have you been?”

He said, “Fine.” There was a pause. Then came work. His mother. The neighbor. The thing with Kevin. Something from 2019 he'd apparently just remembered. At some point, seeds became involved.

She ordered another coffee.

Spill Guts.

It usually starts with “I'm fine.”

Then comes the pause.

And suddenly you're hearing about work, someone's mother, the neighbor, Kevin, something that happened six years ago—and apparently we're going all the way back to childhood now.

Spill Guts takes that wonderfully human moment when a little venting becomes the complete unabridged history and gives it the only illustration it really deserves: a jack-o'-lantern spectacularly emptying its entire contents onto the floor.

Pumpkin strings. Seeds. Secrets. The works.

The familiar phrase gets a gloriously literal visual punchline, while the expressive black-ink illustration gives it a strange old-print character that feels equally at home with Halloween lovers and people who simply appreciate weird, clever artwork.

Because underneath the pumpkin mess is something surprisingly recognizable: sometimes you've been holding it together for so long that one perfectly innocent question is all it takes.

For chronic oversharers, trusted confidants, best friends, enthusiastic venters, people who always get the whole story, Halloween obsessives, pumpkin people, spooky-season loyalists—and anyone who has ever said “Long story short” without the slightest intention of making it short.

Two words. No secrets.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝