Bird Approved - Unruly Locks - Unisex T-shirt
“Some hairstyles attract compliments. Others attract tenants.”
He'd been told his hair was unruly. He preferred ecologically useful.
By Tuesday, a small bird had moved in. By Thursday, there were two eggs, several twigs, and what appeared to be a binding lease.
He stopped using conditioner. There were responsibilities now.
Bird Approved.
Some people have good hair days. Others have bad hair days. And then there are the exceptionally fortunate few whose hair is officially designated a wildlife sanctuary.
Bird Approved celebrates one distinguished gentleman whose magnificent mane has attracted the ultimate compliment: a feathered tenant with plans to raise a family.
The bird has moved in. The eggs have arrived. The landlord appears completely unbothered.
With its vintage-inspired black ink illustration, dry humor, and wonderfully absurd premise, Bird Approved is made for birdwatchers, nature lovers, backyard wildlife enthusiasts, and anyone who considers being chosen by an animal a personal achievement.
Because sometimes the best compliment isn't something somebody says.
It's a bird deciding you are home.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |