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  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a long sleeve tee.

Ordinary Cryptid - Bigfoot in Bathrobe - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

$42.00
$42.00
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“Even legends have days they don't feel legendary.”

People spent years searching for him. They checked footprints. Set up cameras. Camped beside suspicious-looking trees. All the while, Bigfoot had discovered something far more interesting than being mysterious: mornings with nowhere to be.

These days, he rarely bothers with all the legendary stuff before coffee. He wanders around in his robe, ignores unnecessary obligations, and occasionally spends an entire Tuesday doing absolutely nothing worth documenting. Strangely, he seems happier. Maybe that's the part of the legend we've been getting wrong. Maybe even extraordinary creatures deserve to be ordinary sometimes.

Around here, they just call him Ordinary Cryptid.

Some days you're a mysterious creature of untold potential. Other days you're standing around in a bathrobe wondering if making another cup of coffee counts as a plan.

Ordinary Cryptid features a wonderfully off-duty Bigfoot clutching his morning mug and looking thoroughly uninterested in living up to his reputation. Drawn in bold black ink with the character of an old printed illustration, the artwork turns one of folklore's most elusive creatures into something unexpectedly familiar.

It's funny because he's Bigfoot. It's relatable because, occasionally, we're all Bigfoot.

For introverts, homebodies, coffee drinkers, quiet weirdos, tired humans, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who knows you don't have to be extraordinary every day.

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛