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  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.
  • Spill Guts black ink illustration of an expressive carved jack-o'-lantern spilling stringy pumpkin pulp and seeds from its mouth beside decorative hand-lettered text on a long sleeve tee.

Spill Guts - A Pumpkin Confession - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

$42.00
$42.00
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“All she asked was, ‘How have you been?’”

She hadn't seen him in a while. So she asked the perfectly ordinary question: “How have you been?”

He said, “Fine.” There was a pause. Then came work. His mother. The neighbor. The thing with Kevin. Something from 2019 he'd apparently just remembered. At some point, seeds became involved.

She ordered another coffee.

Spill Guts.

It usually starts with “I'm fine.”

Then comes the pause.

And suddenly you're hearing about work, someone's mother, the neighbor, Kevin, something that happened six years ago—and apparently we're going all the way back to childhood now.

Spill Guts takes that wonderfully human moment when a little venting becomes the complete unabridged history and gives it the only illustration it really deserves: a jack-o'-lantern spectacularly emptying its entire contents onto the floor.

Pumpkin strings. Seeds. Secrets. The works.

The familiar phrase gets a gloriously literal visual punchline, while the expressive black-ink illustration gives it a strange old-print character that feels equally at home with Halloween lovers and people who simply appreciate weird, clever artwork.

Because underneath the pumpkin mess is something surprisingly recognizable: sometimes you've been holding it together for so long that one perfectly innocent question is all it takes.

For chronic oversharers, trusted confidants, best friends, enthusiastic venters, people who always get the whole story, Halloween obsessives, pumpkin people, spooky-season loyalists—and anyone who has ever said “Long story short” without the slightest intention of making it short.

Two words. No secrets.

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛