Bird Approved - Unruly Locks - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
“Some hairstyles attract compliments. Others attract tenants.”
He'd been told his hair was unruly. He preferred ecologically useful.
By Tuesday, a small bird had moved in. By Thursday, there were two eggs, several twigs, and what appeared to be a binding lease.
He stopped using conditioner. There were responsibilities now.
Bird Approved.
Some people have good hair days. Others have bad hair days. And then there are the exceptionally fortunate few whose hair is officially designated a wildlife sanctuary.
Bird Approved celebrates one distinguished gentleman whose magnificent mane has attracted the ultimate compliment: a feathered tenant with plans to raise a family.
The bird has moved in. The eggs have arrived. The landlord appears completely unbothered.
With its vintage-inspired black ink illustration, dry humor, and wonderfully absurd premise, Bird Approved is made for birdwatchers, nature lovers, backyard wildlife enthusiasts, and anyone who considers being chosen by an animal a personal achievement.
Because sometimes the best compliment isn't something somebody says.
It's a bird deciding you are home.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |