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  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.
  • Black ink Gross Curious illustration featuring an antique hand holding a magnifying glass over a dripping, many-eyed strange creature with bold two-word lettering on a T-shirt.

Gross Curious - Oddity Inquisitive - Unisex T-shirt

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“Disgust is just curiosity standing a little farther back.”

She found it under a flowerpot. It was damp, lumpy, and equipped with an unreasonable number of eyes. It blinked.

“Absolutely not,” she said, as she fetched the magnifying glass.

Up close, things did not improve. There were bumps. There were drips. One part of it appeared to be wiggling independently. “Oh, you are horrible,” she whispered. The little thing blinked again. She smiled.

Five minutes later, she had named him Walter.

You know you shouldn't look. Unfortunately, that has never been a particularly effective reason not to.

Gross Curious is for anyone who has ever discovered something strange, announced “ew,” and then immediately moved three inches closer.

Hold a magnifying glass over one spectacularly improper little creature: damp, drippy, magnificently lumpy, and blessed with far more eyes than good judgment would recommend.

The closer you look, the worse he gets. Which, naturally, makes him better.

Rendered in the detailed black-ink character of TWO WORDS, the illustration mixes old curiosity-cabinet elegance with the ridiculous delight of discovering something that is simultaneously revolting, fascinating and maybe a little bit adorable.

For rock flippers. Bug watchers. Jar keepers. Mushroom inspectors. Weird little thing admirers. And anyone who has ever said “don't touch it” while clearly considering touching it.

Because sometimes curiosity doesn't kill the cat. Sometimes it names the horrible little thing Walter.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝