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  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.
  • Black ink illustration of Bigfoot wearing a tied bathrobe and holding a steaming mug above the words “Ordinary Cryptid,” shown on a unisex t-shirt.

Ordinary Cryptid - Bigfoot in Bathrobe - Unisex T-shirt

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“Even legends have days they don't feel legendary.”

People spent years searching for him. They checked footprints. Set up cameras. Camped beside suspicious-looking trees. All the while, Bigfoot had discovered something far more interesting than being mysterious: mornings with nowhere to be.

These days, he rarely bothers with all the legendary stuff before coffee. He wanders around in his robe, ignores unnecessary obligations, and occasionally spends an entire Tuesday doing absolutely nothing worth documenting. Strangely, he seems happier. Maybe that's the part of the legend we've been getting wrong. Maybe even extraordinary creatures deserve to be ordinary sometimes.

Around here, they just call him Ordinary Cryptid.

Some days you're a mysterious creature of untold potential. Other days you're standing around in a bathrobe wondering if making another cup of coffee counts as a plan.

Ordinary Cryptid features a wonderfully off-duty Bigfoot clutching his morning mug and looking thoroughly uninterested in living up to his reputation. Drawn in bold black ink with the character of an old printed illustration, the artwork turns one of folklore's most elusive creatures into something unexpectedly familiar.

It's funny because he's Bigfoot. It's relatable because, occasionally, we're all Bigfoot.

For introverts, homebodies, coffee drinkers, quiet weirdos, tired humans, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who knows you don't have to be extraordinary every day.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝